Few there were who appreciated his mumbled up angry mess of the state of his union with whatever he is in union with?
Everybody’s being so hard on Joey Avatar and not looking at his achievements. For example, many have not recognized all he has done to create awareness for Alzheimer Disease. In fact, there is now extensive research being done on the possible connection between the consumption of ice cream and dementia. Thanks to Joey we also have a greater awareness of flatulence and incontinence. Studies are also now being done to see how this may or may not impair the functions of the presidency. Not to mention how the field of psychology has discovered the link between a man who has a fascination to tell stories of having children pet his wet hairy legs in the sun and the need he has to tell them. He is news worthy. In fact the Babylon Bee did a special on Joey’s top ten accomplishments of 2023.
We must also remember his success in foreign relations. He has helped reduce the cost of maintaining incarcerated criminals in other nations by opening the borders and allowing them all to be released illegally into the US. He is so proud of all the good he has done for foreign nations and reducing their crime.
Meanwhile… to protect the illegal immigrants against outrage from US citizens when being attacked, raped and brutalized, Joey has placed extra precautions in public places where all citizens must be searched before getting on the subway, the same as they are searched before boarding a plane.
Joey Avatar is concerned about making illegal aliens feel safe and making sure they have stimulus checks so they don’t stress out about not having any money. But the US citizens need to be watched and searched and have I.D. ready to present at all times.
Meanwhile, at the state of the union address for 2024, Joey Avatar was looking a bit rubbery. But then again, many people didn’t notice anything unusual about his appearance.
Those who were talking about it were scolded for criticizing Joey and thought he looked like he always has.
Other people were noted as not looking quite normal as well and of course they were also scolded for not realizing the skin stretching in an odd manner was normal. Even though human masks are a real thing and have been used by the CIA, and other agencies and for doubles for political figures for a very long time.
We are told Schumer’s eyes, and skin indentation from his glasses is perfectly normal and anyone suggesting otherwise is a conspiracy theorist. The many odd looking skin conditions of many of the attendees at the State of the Union Address is nothing to pay attention to. Those that are making something out of this are crazy. So, get used to people looking different and skin that looks like … well… like rubber masks that get twisted when body heat gets too hot. And the dark twisted eyes. Dark twisted eyes are now normal.
Maybe it’s just a side effect from jabs and boosters? Or maybe it’s a mutation of sorts? And maybe it’s casting central? Whatever it is… it appears now to be contagious because many public figures appear to have been infected by it.
You just never know how Joey will look from minute to minute. Nor day to day.
Meanwhile, liberals fear a Trump Presidency and have their reasons why they love their Joey. Go figure??
Many people just don’t understand Joey and other people seem to get him. Sorta. Babylon Bee has it all figured out… sarcastically speaking that is.
That being said, Mike Lindell is working on a surprise that has to do with the Supreme Court. And he is pushing for paper ballots. He’s prepared for more than a pillow fight, I hope he wins!
And after all of that being said, I hope you know this is lighthearted and as positive as Joey can be presented, in order to not add to the Trump derangement syndrome that his supporters display whenever someone says we want to have our lives back and “Make America Great Again!”
Now is the time to come out from her my people and follow the way of the Lord.
In closing, Pastor Melissa Scott teaches on The Ark and the Mercy Seat and God’s plan to dwell with man and the way of salvation from the beginning.
Below, Pastor Melissa Scott teaches on Moses and how he was chosen by God at a time when, by modern day standards, he would have been the least likely to lead the people out. And how Christ was in everything within the Tabernacle.
KEEP ON PRESSING INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD! PRESS, PRESS, PRESS!
DIANNE
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His mind is a pan of melted butter. Got a good laugh out of this legendary SNL comedian’s post speech tweet.
https://x.com/DavidSpade/status/1764791208654893451?s=20
By chance were you eavesdropping on my husband and me reading the book of Exodus together? The sharing of Pastor Melissa Scott’s teachings on the Ark and Mercy Seat as well as those who are called to serve was perfect timing! As you know, we no longer attend our (past tense) church since the pastor was mistaken about being called to serve after having a two and a half year long affair with the wife of one of the members. We are enjoying reading God’s word together. God is good.
Thank You for posting Pastor Malissa Scott.
She is very anointed in her teaching. Even for things hard to be understood, she is eloquent.
Thank You for all your labour in The Lord!!!
God Bless You Always!
Oh, BTW, I Love your honest sarcasm. It is hilarious 😂, b/c it’s true. How you put it into words is beyond me, and truly a work of art!
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Good one!!!!
😊 love it
Absolutely excellent Report — it is very obvious what is going on — only those in
total denial are clueless. The eyes of former astronaut Mark Kelly are alien-like.
Johnny Depp did an excellent movie 🎥 where he was an astronaut who got taken
over by an extraterrestrial 👽 alien being — just something I am referencing.
The Astronaut’s Wife starred Charlize Theron as wife. It was an excellent film 🎥 1999
Movies are very revealing— pay close attention and keep open mind and observant eyes.
That’s what I always say too about movies.
They are very revealing in many ways, seeing CIA & Hollywood are the flip side of the same coin.
Diane’s Report on AHA The American Humanist Association and the Humanist Manifesto 1933
were eye 👁️ openers — they totally support the philosophy that Satan Doesn’t Exist because it’s
Supernatural Beliefs, of course that negates GOD as well.
This is an old philosophy which has come alive in Hollywood and it’s powerful because it’s subtle.
https://quoteinvestigator.com/2018/03/20/devil/
The Usual Suspects film 🎥 used that in the most powerful scene 🎬 That was the 90s
Today, it’s all out Evil displayed more in everything.
Hollywood either goes all out in occultism, Satanism 🎥 or pushes the
illusion of the Devil. However, full portraits of Satan are now favored.
This is the new genre of movies.
Of course, The Church of Satanism is completely out there now.
Kinda looks like Senator Mark Kelly from Arizona…
Thank you for the Melissa Scott teachings. This woman has been outstanding at taking us through Scripture and showing God’s plan and His intentions for us, even in the most mundane details.
My favorite example that I learned several years ago is in Numbers chapter 2. It looks like a boring list of the 12 tribes and how Moses was to arrange them in the camp, after they left Egypt. When drawn out on a piece of paper, with 3 tribes of varying sizes on each side of the Ark, it forms a cross — easily seen from any hilltop or mountain by those watching the Hebrews.
Reminds me that I need to always be a picture of God’s plan when I go out.
God is so good. And Melissa Scott’s teachings are the best.
Excellent exposure on all the attendees at the SOTU. Makes one wonder if any of them were the real deal.
I have no idea who the “Who Is This Guy?” was and yet he looks somewhat recognizable. As far Biden displaying his true nature, I am thinking he did more to open closed eyes to how bizarre he essentially is. Around the world people high and low couldnt help but notice what a strange creature the masked figure really is. Even the most passively comatose bodies on this planet, would’ve opened a jaundiced eye to what might be going on.
I will be so happy when this charade is complete. It’s getting (for me) too JUMPING THE SHARK. It makes me wonder how much more ridiculous it has to get before enough people are awake to the corruption. I honestly don’t think it’s possible to wake up everyone, especially while MSM still blast their propaganda machine 24/7. Reading the Bible, finding movies and documentaries abt Jesus and his life are the only thing keeping me from throwing my hands in the air and finding a hole somewhere away from the insanity. It’s a lot to take but I’ll keep pressing into the Kingdom of God. 🙏❤️
I’m thinking that the White Hats are getting frustrated as well because things are so over the top and I still have family and friends who are asleep and think that Biden is our president. At some point they’ll have to throw their hands up and realize that you can’t wake up the majority. That’s how brain dead and godless many have become. God have mercy on them.
Boy Joan! I feel exactly the same way you do! If I didn’t have Jesus in my life and my church family and the word of God, I’d be crazy y now! It’s all too much insanity! You. Are correct, we need to keep pressing into the kingdom! 😇🙏
Dianne, have you ever watched David Pawson’s Men for God series on youtube? He talks about his introduction to Freemasory and what he discovered through his ministry. Excellent series, recommend it for everyone! Thank you-
I remember watching some videos of him a long time ago. I will watch again. I’m sure it is more timely now.
even in his vice presidency days he still looked normal, now he’s anyone’s puppet
Great video, thanks for the share.. This message needs to be heard far and wide.