LIVE FROM MARSHALL REPORT – IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT – Who wants to see X fly on a bungee? As long as we can think, feel and imagine… like going to Mars – why not feel your own G-Forces on a bungee? There are a lot of natural things a person can do to help them think and feel better and nothing replaces the natural way of moving like a bungee does – even for people with physical limitations and there is NO A.I. REQUIRED!
Do you think Elon would like the feel of being air bound while he exercises?
This is a light hearted article and not so much about the ‘Jimmy Carter” bungee move blunder made by Saturday Night Live’s script writers that have everyone talking, BUT MORE ABOUT THE BUNGEE FITNESS ITSELF. It sure looks like they got people talking and bungee is now the topic, so let’s get our bungee on!
First things first, Saturday Night Live had fun doing their first show after Trump was sworn in as president. They had a lot of fun poking around, and at the expense of both their guest star Timothee Chalamete who has been nominated for 8 Academy Awards and won none, and their Trump related bullet points.
That being said, I thought the Bungee skit was hilarious! Perhaps because I knew that everything they were mocking about it, was the opposite of what a proper bungee workout can do. But, most of all the product they were using was Astro Durance (AD), which is one that is used by many chiropractors, and holistic healing practices, along with other health and wellness facilities. They have used it with much success to help people with vertigo and other disorders. It has helped many veterans with PTSD, those with cerebral palsy to gain more coordination and balance, it is great for all ages, shapes and sizes and kids love it.
That being said, there is no A.I. involved. It is all natural and works with your own body systems!
With all the attention on “Making America Healthy Again”, the benefits of this sort of natural free-fall that can generate G-Forces is a perfect fit for so many people. There are many gyms and studios that offer bungee services across the nation and in other countries now.
It’s time to look at what we can do to help others to build their immune systems and get healthy again naturally. For that reason alone, it would be interesting to get Elon Musk on the bungee with the creator of the 5 in 1 AD Bungee Fitness System and get his feelings and thoughts about it!
Lou Ferrigno – who was part of President Trump’s Health and Fitness team in his first term is a big supporter of Cummings Astro-Durance and has highly endorsed it. Wouldn’t it be nice to have the X get on it?
Which bring us to the purpose of the mention of the bungee. It rapidly drew widespread attention and not all because of a “Carter script” move… but because it was funny and different. Many laughed because it appeared to be a silly gimmick more than exercise. However, the truth is… a fit person can only push their body on the bungee for a short amount of minutes before they have to stop. It is that exhausting when you push it… as you are exercising every muscle in your body when you do the right movements and workout routine with a personal trainer.
Listen to these fit guys shocked at how their muscles feel worked out and cardio revved in minutes!
Depending on your fitness level and movements, the Cardio can be revved in under a minute, and you do reach calorie burn fast, along with getting your blood and lymph moving throughout the entire body rapidly. Where it would take an hour on the stationary bike, or treadmill to get your cardio revved to get what they call a “runners high” where you secret hormones like serotonin, and melatonin, dopamine, and nitric oxide, a fit person can get to that level in minutes on the bungee! That is a fact and one that baffled many health experts. It is good for the brain!
It also allows for those who can’t exercise due to physical limitations to be able to bounce and move and get oxygen and lymph circulating throughout the body. Each can go at their own pace. But the key to the entire thing is G-Forces.
The same G-Forces that astronauts and pilots experience in flight, only on a controlled level. Our bodies can generate G-Forces and those do energize us as well as offer a host of physical health benefits. And it is all natural. No artificial intelligence is required!
Click to hear how it started: ASTRO-DURANCE® Bungee Training System is a Win-Win! (youtube.com)
It would be great to see Elon Musk get on a bungee and do the drill. Wouldn’t you love to hear his feedback after he tried it out with a good trainer, like the one who developed the system they were using in the SNL skit? Her name is Patty Cummings and it was her brand they were using.
I’m sure the actors had fun on it even though the skit made it look silly and the cake for the birthday, well, that really doesn’t happen at most bungee studios. Smile. With all the attention on “Making America Healthy Again”, the benefits of this sort of natural free-fall that can generate G-Forces is a perfect fit for so many people. There are many gyms and studios that offer bungee services across the nation and in other countries now.
It’s time to look at what we can do to help others to build their immune systems and get healthy again naturally.
There are a lot of natural things a person can do to help them think and feel better. The world technocrats that want people to eat bugs and live in boxes just don’t want people to know how electric, magnetic, and super natural their bodies are given the right nutrition, natural sunlight, and exercise that can get your body moving fast in minutes and so fast that you actually get oxygen to the brain and open up your own body’s ability to release endorphins and nitric oxide so your body can make it’s own super antibiotic called glutathione! This is what the doctors and physical therapy researchers have said and they were just as astounded to see it then, as you are now to hear it! READ: Astro-Durance Bungee Fitness Equipment & Training (shopastrodurance.com)
I hope you enjoyed, this light hearted look at Saturday Night Live and their “Everything Trump and MAGA”, in a world they are being sarcastic about. But, then again, sarcasm is sometimes the best humor. It’s the one part of humor many of us do best… it just happens and when it comes to mind, it often just spurts out of the mouth. It’s that sort of thing most of us can’t resist saying once it pops into our head. And once it pops out – it’s too late. Smile.
KEEP ON PRESSING INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD! PRESS, PRESS, PRESS!
DIANNE
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The bungee looks really interesting and challenging! I workout with a rebounder and I do love it! Some workouts can really challenge me yet I feel great afterwards. Anyway, that’s as much as I can fly in the air for now🙂
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Have wonderful bungee workouts Tammi Kay!
It would be awesome to be able to do that!
I am super excited to try out the bungee for working out in my home gym. My husband wanted to buy me something special for my 50th birthday and I told him all I wanted was to be able to workout again. And, since time is hard to find with the busy farm, I decided to add one of Patty’s bungees to my gym. Not only will it be super fun to fly on the bungee, I will be able to get a good workout in whatever time I can carve out of my day. I taught dance fitness for 10 years and along the way did every workout I could find. To call me a gym junkie would have been an understatement. I found myself through working out and learned that I could do things with my body that I never thought I could. I loved to see how far I could push myself and found that the sky was the limit and with training I could learn to do almost anything. My home gym evolved from a dance studio to a fully stocked weight training gym so that I could have people over to work out with me. Somewhere along the line I added in MMA and boxing to try to have something to entice the hubs to join me. I then developed my own style of workouts that combined dancing and sparing with various boxing bags that included weights and core floor work in some of the “rest rounds” making my own personal HIIT (high intensity interval training) workout. Working out was such a part of my life that I would dedicate most mornings to it and couldn’t imagine starting a day without being drenched in sweat. When we moved to the farm I was able to set up my gym in the biggest studio I have ever had and loved being able to really move around the studio as I worked out. I am using past tense when I talk about this because my daily workout routine have taken a back seat for these past 8 months. What was once such a vital part of my life is now something I long for. Once we got all the farm animals I found it harder to fit in ‘me time’ and before I knew it my gym became the baby chicken nursery. At first this wasn’t a problem because they liked the music and I liked them having something different than just a silent room. I quickly learned how much dust the wood chips from their bedding made and before I knew it everything in my gym was covered in dust. There is so much dust that it isn’t safe to workout in there until it’s cleaned out. I ended up rising 2 batches of egg layers and a huge batch of meat chickens in these past months and finally kicked out the last batch on my birthday 2 weeks ago. We had a deep freeze that kept us busy (you wouldn’t believe how much work cold weather makes for the farm!) and some early arrivals of new lambs that kept us from cleaning my gym. But, today is the day! This is the first day since the arrival of my new bungee that I will be able to clean my gym. The hubs has to set up the bracer for the bungee to clip to and I should be flying by the end of the week. I think the bungee is the perfect next step to my dance fighting workout routine. I can’t wait to see how I can do a spin roundhouse kick with the bungee! Thank you Dianne for showing us the bungee workout because I can’t imagine a better birthday present!
Good luck with the bungee. Please let us know how it works out for you.
Tammi, I can’t wait for your feedback on how fast you get your runners high on the bungee, but I hope you still have chickens for eggs!! You have been so dedicated to your farm and all that hard work is strength and endurance training! So you are definitely in shape for anything!!!!!! Smile.